Woot Fans, Unite - Random Bags of Crap. You can get them right here right now. If you are a fan of woot! you know how sought after these bags are. Are you tired of watching woot off after woot off to find one woot killer after another and then when the Random Bags o' Crap finally get listed: Woots' Servers come to a screachin' hault only to leave you clicking the refresh button frantically to eventually see the following
I for one am tired of it and now I'm going to do something about it. I am going to offer my own Random Bags of Crap. Per eBay Terms you bidding only on the bag. Whatever I put in the bag (or package with the bag, as the case may be) is a gift from me to you. You will definatley get a bag, ala brown paper sack of ye old school lunch fashion, with the words BAG O' CRAP eloquently plastered on the side with a sharpie. Each bag will also come with a gift from me to you. The gifts will vary from pretty much anything but it's definatley something you don't want to miss.
| THE 6 HOLY CRAP COMMANDMENTS:
01. Thou shalt not expect thy crap to be especially nice. If I was unloading a lot of really cool stuff, we’d call them “Bags O’ Really Cool Stuff,” but we don’t. 02. Thou shalt not whine and complain when some people’s crap turns out to be nicer than yours. Nobody said life was fair. Are you building your own barracks with your bare, broken hands in a remote Soviet Gulag? No, you’re dissatisfied with a purchase you freely chose to make even though it was plainly labeled “Crap.” Have some consarned perspective. 03. Thou shalt take a moment to consider whether you might be better off just not buying this crap. Buyer’s remorse is just a click too far away! If you’re susceptible, maybe you should sit this out. It’s crap, after all. 04. Thou shalt not order just one crap and blame it on our server. 05. To paraphrase Stephen Stills, if you don’t get the crap you want, want the crap you get. 06. Thou shalt not leave negative feedback because you don't like your crap |
My Random Bags o' Crap VS Woot Random Crap Woot Crap came out swinging as Woot Crap sells for a dollar, but there a cooperation that sells lots of stuff daily. I'm just a Small time eBayer so my crap is $5.00 and besides, I feel My Crap is better than woots because its mine. Woot allows you to pick one, two or three, crappy items; my crap you are bidding only on the bag only so I can give you more than one, two, three, or more crappy items. Woot has a discussion board so everyone can discuss what they have received. I have a MY EBAY Guestbook and blog where you can post all the crap you recieved and/or review and be jealous of or laugh about other peoples crap. Both Woot and MY crap ships for just $5.00. I only ship within the US, just cause, international shipping is ridiculous. And for the knock-off, i mean knock out - Woot crap is near impossible to get and you never know how many bags they have laying around. MY crap is easily accessible and you can plainly see how many are left avialable.
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